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"If you are distressed by anything external, the pain is not due to the thing itself, but due to your estimate of it; and this you have the power to revoke at any moment." (Marcus Aurelius)
Eschew Obfuscation (Mrs. Oschack)
Im not your bitch, BITCH (Dave Top Chef Season 1)
Bow Chicka Bow Wow (RedvsBlue Tucker)
ho oh whoa, I’ve been there let that. (Austin Yearta)
Honestly, who throws a shoe? (Austin Yearta)
Brr its so cold I have test-sicles (Me)
I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane! (Samuel Jackson)
Do you have a moist towelette (Me)
Those Young Life people are out to brainwash you (My Mom)
Theres no such thing as a stupid question only stupid peop- Never mind (My Sister)
If you don't like cooking get the hell out of the kitchen (Micah Top Chef Season 3)
What is your Zombie Plan? - Leo
Shotgun Em - Brandon Owens
That won't work, you'll run out of Ammo - Leo
Then I'll Protego myself - Brandon Owens
Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, so let me simply add that it's my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.
Me: Knock Knock
McKenzie: Who's there?
Me: 9/11
McKenzie: 9/11 Who?
Me: You said you'd never forget!
Corey: If they try to rape me I'll punch them in the dick.
Kegan: You'd break up with me if I turned into a Zombie?!
Paul: Women have so much control over men because of sex.
Leo: Yeah they can go out and get a vibrating dildo, men are screwed.
Marcelo: Im sure you can go to an adult store and find a vibrating pussy.
Brandon Owens: Yeah I have one at home.
Paul: Yeah your mom.
Leo: OH SNAP.
I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy it.
Corey: I let them die because I get stronger.
Leo: What a bitch.
Corey: Thats how we do it.
In Vino Veritas